The other day, while I was out, K went to the grocery store and bought some groceries.
Ok, I know. Not a very exciting start to a story. Just keep reading, ok?
Anyways, besides the usual grocery items like bread, eggs and Ruffles Chips, K bought something that I’ve never seen before. And it stirred up some very mixed emotions within me.
No? You guys don’t consider Ruffles Chips a regular grocery item? Well, you better add it onto your shopping list for next time, because Ruffle Potato Chips is where it’s at!
Ok, fine. Ignore me.
Back to my exciting story….
That day, K bought this:
K bought Muffin Tops. Majestic Muffin Tops, that is.
These are real muffin tops. These are made from flour, sugar, butter, etc. These are not the ones that spill out the side of my pants….which are probably also made from flour, sugar, butter. Or from Ruffles chips.
Call me old fashioned. Call me weird. But I just don’t understand these Majestic Muffin Tops.
Are they actually the tops of muffins? Cut off and then packaged together into a box? And what happens to those muffin bottoms? Lost? Forgotten? Wasted? Or are they also packaged together, sold in a box called Regal Muffin Bottoms?!?!?!
Please. Somebody tell me the answer.
When you take them out, they look like GIANT cookies. Giant muffin cookies! And WHY?!?!?
It’s just so confusing to me…
I like my muffins in its entirety. I dig their curvaceousness and their voluptuous figure.
Just wanted to put it out there.
Now I feel much better. Thank you for listening.