Today is going to be a good day.
I’ve been invited to be a part of an exclusive Calgary Stampede Midway Food Tour this evening.
I am special.
I am excited.
And I am slightly terrified.
The invite to the event begin like this:
“Deep fried Pop Tarts, Turkeytinis, Colossal Onions, Doughnut Burgers, Pork Chops on-a-Stick are just a few of the new midway foods we need your taste buds to judge.”
I have a bottle of Pepto-Bismol by my side.
I also went to the gym last night.
I think I am ready for this.
Please send a search and rescue team if you do not hear from me by this weekend. I will probably be passed out beside the “pizza on a stick” stand, covered in icing sugar and pepperoni.
Thank you for your cooperation.